27/2, I'm a princess wannabe!

Dear Bloggie,

"Now remember, 
No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, 
Slurping, burping, twittering or frittering allowed.
Stay Present, stay pleasant, stay proud.

To be a princess
Is to know which spoon to use
To be a princess
Is to own a thousand pairs of shoes
To maintain a regal gait
Leave the parsley on your plate
And be charming but detached
And yet amused
To be a princess
Is to never be confused

Do a plié and never fall
Don't ever stray from protocol
All through the day
There's just one way
You must behave
Do keep a grip and never crack
Stiff upper lip and arch the back
Bend from above
And always wear your gloves
And wave

Shoulders back and
Tummy in and
Pinky out and
Lift the chin and
Slowly turn the head from side to side

I see now

Breathing gently
Stepping lightly
Smile brightly
Nod politely
Never show a thing you feel inside
Glide! 

To be a princess
Is to always look your best
To be a princess
Is to never get to rest
Sit for a portrait, never squirm
Sleep on a mattress extra firm
Speak and be clever
Never at a loss for words
Curtsy to every count and lord
Learn how to play the harpsichord
Sing lullabies and always harmonize in thirds

Do a plié and don't
(Ever ever ever fall)
Never show dismay
(And be there when people call)
Be prepared whatever royal life will bring
Do keep a grip and don't
(Ever ever ever crack)
Take a dainty sip
(Never ever turn your back)
There's a time and place and way for everything

To be a princess
Is to never make your bed
To be a princess
Is to always use your head"

This is the lyrics from one of the soundtracks from Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper titled "To Be A Princess". 

And yes, since young, I am a princess wannabe. I wanted to be a princess so badly even for now, I still want to be a princess. But, obviously I am just a pauper, duh. 

I love all those Barbie princess movies such as The Princess and The Pauper and 12 Dancing Princesses. Or those Disney movies such as The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and Cinderella. Oh those dreams come true fantasies..... Happily ever after....... 

I am so obsessed with those fancy gowns and especially the princess' TIARA. OMG.. T___T When I was young, I will take my mother's long dresses to wear as my gown and use something to pretend as a tiara (because I don't have one). Then I will be walking around the house, imagine myself like a princess in those fairytales. Everytime when my parents brought me to the malls or pasar malam, I always saw those princess looking gowns. I always requested for a fancy gown. My parents didn't reject my request.... But too bad I was too chubby or probably I would say too FAT for those gowns.. T___T Let me cry, cry me a river.

So now, I am already a grown up. STILL, MY YOUNG HEART NEVER DIES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe this is why I am so obsessed with maxi dresses. BECAUSE IT'S LONG AND MOST PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A GOWN SO WHICH MEANS IT MAKES ME A PRINCESS. Nice logic I have there, I must keep that going on. 

I bought a lot of maxi dresses online from Taobao. It's much more cheaper than Malaysia, like seriously.   You guys should check that website out, it's heaven I am telling ya! Soon, I will be buying myself a tiara to fulfill my childhood dream of wearing one. T___T But of course a cheap one from Taobao also. I want to buy it just for photo taking purpose. Then, I saw this gorgeous ring those quotes account from Twitter shared. 

Image source: Google images

PANDORA PRINCESS TIARA RING OMG. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RING. I WANNA OWN THIS RING!! But... I don't know where to find. :/ Few days ago, when I went for window shopping, I went inside Pandora to check out their rings to search for this design but it seems like they don't have it. :/ 

I searched for the same ring on Taobao, but I don't know is it a real Pandora or just an inspired one. :/ I don't wanna pay few hundreds then get an inspired one. T___T ARGHH, ANY IDEAS WHERE TO BUY THIS RING?! TELL ME PLEASE! T___T I hope it's available in Malaysia Pandora outlets. :( it will be much more easier. :/ 

Being a princess is not just about the appearance, the intelligence matters too. Looks are not everything, what most important is still the inner side, the heart. If you have a pretty face but an ugly heart, sorry you are still ugly. #justsayin 

Being a princess ain't easy! A princess must always behave herself, be disciplined. Have to always smile brightly and be polite to people. So many rules to follow, can't show a single bit of indecentness. A princess has to be perfect and flawless in all ways. I wonder how tiring it is. :( so yeah, this is not my thing, because why? I AM PROUD TO BE A LAZY ASS. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

So, I decided to be my boyfie's one and only princess, that's more than enough for me. ❤️ Make sure you treat me like a princess my baka boyfie! :P I promise I will be a good princess for you so help me fulfill my princess dream okay? :P Don't worry, very easy only, you will just have to pamper me, take care of me, respect me, protect me, put up with me, love me, feed me, never leave me. 

Image source: Google Images.

Garfield miaomiao. :P ❤️ loving this line. HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Girls, always keep your head held high or else your tiara drops. ;) Be proud of yourselves dear princesses! 

Tata, xoxo. ❤️